Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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