After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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