How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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