If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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