i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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