Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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