I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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