At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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