While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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