Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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