The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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