discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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