how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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