i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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