Say something about gay babies.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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