I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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