In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I don't deserve a penis
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You were trust falling into bushes
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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