She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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