I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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