Your dad touched me again.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
smell my finger.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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