By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You made out with two different species that night
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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