I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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