just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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