i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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