I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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