Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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