There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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