Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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