did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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