what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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