dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
When are your genitals available?
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