would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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