Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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