Michael Bay diarrhea
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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