That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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