take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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