Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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