There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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