Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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