yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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