mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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