i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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