it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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