I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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