How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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