i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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