I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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