May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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