remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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