Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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