Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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