my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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