Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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