I only kidnapped one of them. chill
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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