If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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