The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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