Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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